What I'm interested in:
- The Flumps
A little known group of fur balls who, in their day,
had the potential of the Jackson 5. Where are they now,
their contract with the BBC is up, has grandpa flump
hit the heroin in a bid to deaden the blow of his failed
career, have the little ones signed recording contracts with
stock aitken waterman - if you know, tell me.
- Cheese in a can.
Does this aerosol noghtmare actually exist.
Do Americans actually eat cheese froma spray can,
or was it just a fantasy propelled into
existence by The Blues Brothers stay in
a Chicago sleaze pit? Cheese in a can, can it really be,
I need to know.
- Rick Astley.
Was he just a horrible nightmare, or was he real?
Sightings of this momentously untalented man are
rarer than those of Elvis. Join me in hunting this
man down and bringing him to justice for two years
of audial torture.
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